Wednesday, December 30, 2009
A GIRL'S FIRST TIME
(Assume you are a girl if you are a Boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a
chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled out.......
Naughty... What were you thinking? ...YOU PERVERT!!! don't even think of criticizing me coz your mind is so perverted.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Who cares for stray dogs?
MY attention has been drawn to your story of Thursday entitled “Court acquits woman of dog abuse”. i did not know of the existence of animal rights groups in Uganda until I read this story and I kept wondering why the Uganda Society for the Protection and Care of Animals has been silent about the rights of the many stray dogs in and around Kampala.
Why pay so much attention about the rights of the “white hairy maltese dog” whose protection is almost guaranteed since some body cares for it and pay no attention to the plight of the ordinary stray dogs whose rights to protection and accommodation are constantly denied?
I believe justice should be done for all, including the many other animals that are daily mistreated in the country.
Timothy Sempala
tsempa@yahoo.co.uk
This article was published in the Newvision of November 7th, 2009
Why pay so much attention about the rights of the “white hairy maltese dog” whose protection is almost guaranteed since some body cares for it and pay no attention to the plight of the ordinary stray dogs whose rights to protection and accommodation are constantly denied?
I believe justice should be done for all, including the many other animals that are daily mistreated in the country.
Timothy Sempala
tsempa@yahoo.co.uk
This article was published in the Newvision of November 7th, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
A MEMORABLE SPEECH BY IDI AMIN DADA
After a luncheon hosted by the Queen in London in his honour, the former Ugandan leader Idi Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks. "My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely: And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow: and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
"But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda .
With this few words I thank you Sir
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